The fact that there’s over 7.2 billion people in the world and not even one of them is taking one for the team by dating me is extremely unacceptable

(Source: olvidare, via butanol)

fighting with the guy i like is like fighting with my ex

i am so sick of all the fighting

teacher: you're taking too long to complete the classwork
me: it does not matter how slow you go as long as you do not stop

washawaymysins:

“fuck this I’m gonna be a stripper” says the 13-year-old virgin who just got a B on her science test

(via dyslecix)

Friend: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
Me: Because I'm a hot pot of rice who don't need no side dish.